Late Night Isn’t Buying Trump’s New ‘Skirmish’ in Iran

“Really, Marco? A little inappropriate to be quoting old rap lyrics while you’re talking about war. I mean, can you imagine your doctor telling you, ‘If you’re looking for the tumor on this scan, whoop, there it is. I’m afraid it’s actually spread from the windows to the walls.’” — DESI LYDIC, on Marco Rubio saying Iran’s leadership was “insane in the brain” during a White House briefing on Tuesday

“Sounds to me like somebody’s been listening to his hip-hop hits of 1993 CD.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“I’m sorry, we’re getting breaking news that rap is no longer cool.” — DESI LYDIC

“When asked yesterday during a press briefing what his DJ name is, Secretary of State Marco Rubio said, ‘You’re not ready for my DJ name.’ Based on how lame you are, I’m going to guess DJ Secretary of State Marco Rubio?” — SETH MEYERS, regarding Rubio DJing a recent family wedding

“How is no one in this administration busy? Marco Rubio’s DJing, Kash Patel is partying in locker rooms, R.F.K. is working out with Kid Rock, Donald Trump has scheduled nap times in the middle of meetings.” — DESI LYDIC