“Yes, peace talks are boring. But guess what? Important things are boring. Like picking up your kids from school. That’s why I don’t do it.” — MICHAEL KOSTA
“Yeah, Trump is losing and bored, also known as Monopoly mode: ‘[imitating Trump] Just take my properties.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Oh, and apparently during a recent call with Benjamin Netanyahu, Trump told the Israeli prime minister, ‘You’re effing crazy.’ That’s like Pete Hegseth telling Kash Patel, ‘No, you’re drunk.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Why are we always watching Donald Trump discover [expletive] that everyone else knew this whole time? He had no idea that peace in the Middle East is hard. He had no idea that the Strait of Hormuz is where oil goes through, and now he’s, like, ‘Wait a minute, does anyone else think the international war criminal is kind of shady?’” — MICHAEL KOSTA
“This guy was so clueless about Netanyahu, it makes you think maybe he didn’t know what Jeffrey Epstein was doing.” — MICHAEL KOSTA
