John “Tectone” recently discussed Asmongold’s health concerns during a stream, claiming there is a “reason” why the streamer is “afraid of misdiagnosis of pancreatic cancer.” The popular Rumble streamer also discussed about Kaise, Asmongold’s friend, and said he wants to see the streamer have a happy life.
The comments came after he was pressed about being parasocial. A clip from the stream was shared by X user @Tectone_Updates, in which the streamer explained his perspective on Asmongold and the health concerns he referenced.
He said:
“You know, and once again, I’ve been saying this for years. I don’t know, “Oh, you’re being parasocial, you’re being parasocial.” First of all, m********er, you can’t be parasocial with a guy that you literally know in real life. And second of all, there’s a reason why he’s so ****ing afraid of that misdiagnosis of pancreatic cancer, even though it was a ****ing negative. It’s because he knows he’s living a ****ing hell.”
Tectone then spoke about Asmongold’s friend Kaise and praised the way she treats him. He said:
“I don’t know ****ing anything about Kaise. I don’t know what she does. I heard she did some **** on Fansly. I have no idea what the **** it is, nor do I ever want to know what the **** that is. Here’s what I know: she’s just about the only goddamn woman I’ve ever seen treat Asmongold with respect that wasn’t like a ****ing psycho. Okay? And the reality is, all I want for that guy is for him to have a happy life. That’s it.”
Tectone also explained why he wants Asmongold to have a happy life, saying that he sees similarities between their experiences.
“Okay? And the reason why I want to see Asmongold have a happy life is because I see a lot of myself in Asmongold. Not my *****, but the **** that I’ve gone through, I see him go through, you know, to a lesser degree. A lot, much bad **** that I had to go through.”
John’s comments sparked mixed reactions from viewers on X, with some discussing Asmongold’s health and Kaise’s influence on him.
“Dude Asmongold is a millionaire he lives happy as is, if he is a hypochondriac that a completely different thing. If he wanted he could live like the millionaire he is, but he clearly doesn’t want that and enjoys what he’s doing.” X user @asakoplum said
“It does kind of make you wonder. Would Asmon even have gave a **** about his health if it wasn’t for Kaise? She gives him a reason to care about his health.” Another X user @warghoul570 added
“Rare W for Tectone. I call out Asmon for dum**** takes he stands on in some areas of his speeches. But I don’t want ill events to occur to other humans. Asmon needs to stop drinking soda everyday IMMEDIATELY and he needs to workout and get Sun daily to live long. That’s the truth” X user @KingSku10214895 wrote
Tectone compares Asmongold’s voice to James Charles
Another clip is circulating on X, shared by user @TectoneDaily, where the Rumble streamer joked about Asmongold’s voice and compared it to James Charles’ voice during his YouTube intros. John said:
“That actually kills me. You know what he sounds like? This is what Asmon sounds like when he does this.”
He then pulled up a James Charles intro video and repeatedly played the “Hi Sisters” intro.
In other news, Tectone explained why he’s not allowed to own a gun.
Edited by Pranav Sharma










