The story that is the basis for this humor break is actually pretty serious. It’s all about a guy from Pennsylvania who was plotting to carry out an ISIS inspired attack.
It’s not exactly the sort of thing that someone would make jokes about.
CBS News reported:
FBI investigation thwarts “mass casualty attack” from Pennsylvania man accused of pledging ISIS allegiance
A Pennsylvania man planned to carry out an ISIS-inspired “mass casualty attack” before an FBI investigation thwarted him, according to federal law enforcement officials.
Speaking at a press conference Tuesday, federal officials said Jonathan Kramer, 21, of Valencia, had pledged allegiance to the Islamic State of Syria. He was arrested Saturday outside of a hotel in Cranberry Township, around 25 miles north of Pittsburgh, with a rifle, ammunition and dozens of knives in his possession.
Suspect shared “radical ideology”
Richard Evanchec, special agent in charge for the FBI’s Pittsburgh field office, called the planned attack an “imminent threat of violence inspired by ISIS.”
“Let me be clear about this threat: Jonathan Kramer demonstrated a sustained devotion to the Islamic State of Syria,” Evanchec said. “He recorded a pledge of allegiance to the same. Following that pledge, he made efforts to spread their propaganda and shared ways to kill all in the name of a foreign terrorist organization.”
OK, now that we got the serious part out of the way, take a look at the courtroom sketch of the suspect and see if he reminds you of anyone.
Butler County man accused of planning terrorist attack in support of ISIS appears in federal court https://t.co/zQE4pyRozp pic.twitter.com/oxKJzjt2KI
— WPXI (@WPXI) September 16, 2026
ZOINKS!
People had a lot of fun with this.
— D S (@David_Strutt) September 16, 2026
Did he find someone to take care of his giant great dane.
— Rob Smithson (@RobSmithson6) September 17, 2026
“It’s just a little bit of terrorism, Scoob!” pic.twitter.com/DTaymxAcFa
— Chewy (@Chewy_XVI) September 17, 2026
Somehow a sandwich was brought in as “evidence” pic.twitter.com/vh9h2iNSUr
— 🔥Zcorcher🔥 (@Zcorcher) September 17, 2026
His co-conspirators were last seen riding around in a green van with “Mystery Machine” painted on it and going around solving so called paranormal problems that were usually wealthy land owners wearing masks.
— Maddersjt (@maddersjt) September 16, 2026
Updated image… pic.twitter.com/PS9TyPkO70
— Ray Harvey (@rayh8021) September 17, 2026
Jinkies! pic.twitter.com/A6FqX0Mhch
— Sam (@SammyB0Bammy) September 18, 2026
Rallah Rakbar Raggy Rehehehehe pic.twitter.com/Or6VhetruD
— Kenson (@KenikkyM) September 18, 2026
And he would’ve gotten away with it in not for those meddling kids!
— Brian Jackson (@briancjackson) September 16, 2026
It really is an uncanny resemblance.
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