Dimension does matter, allegedly, to an Oklahoma cop who’s been arrested for assaulting a intercourse store clerk who defended the cop’s spouse … in an argument in regards to the measurement of her intercourse toys. Critically.
This all went down at Christie’s Toy Field in Oklahoma Metropolis … the place Pottawatomie Sheriff’s commander David DeWitt took his spouse looking for a brand new intercourse toy. In line with the arrest report, obtained by FOX25, DeWitt grew enraged Monday night time when the missus picked up just a few gadgets that have been, umm … “bigger than him.”
The clerk says DeWitt advised his spouse she did not want faux penises that put him to disgrace, and allegedly raised his hand as if to backhand her. The clerk says he stepped in between them on the level and requested DeWitt to go away the shop, however he allegedly barked again, “F*** you, I’m a cop!”
The violence allegedly broke out when DeWitt and his spouse have been trying out, and that very same clerk requested in the event that they wished to purchase any batteries for his or her new machine. That is when DeWitt allegedly yelled, “What the f*** you say to me, fat boy?”
The clerk says he advised DeWitt to get out of his face, and that is when DeWitt jumped behind the counter and repeatedly punched him within the face and ribs, tossed a bunch of merchandise across the retailer … after which left in a convertible Bentley.
Shortly thereafter, DeWitt was pulled over, however not for the intercourse store incident — a state trooper nailed him for rushing. The trooper was going to let DeWitt go along with a warning, however then heard the decision in regards to the alleged combat over a phallus … and notified OKC cops he had DeWitt pulled over.
DeWitt was booked for misdemeanor assault, and he is been suspended with out pay pending an investigation.
No phrase on if his spouse bought the toy she wished. Come via, Santa!
