Jaylen Brown
Help Me Out, LeBron …
Should I Book Flight To Turkey?!?!
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Jaylen Brown has seen all the jokes about his in-game fake hairline catastrophe … and the chatter’s gotten so loud, he’s calling on LeBron James for an assist.
Fresh off a viral video of what appeared to be hair paint rubbing off on Knicks hooper OG Anunoby’s jersey over the weekend, the Celtics star hopped on Twitch on Tuesday … where he allegedly hit up King James for some hair advice.
Jaylen Brown’s fake hairline rubbed off on OG’s jersey 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/eCj2qN3tTe
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Bron didn’t pick up the phone … but Brown left a message to make sure he knew the matter was serious.
“Code Red, my n****,” Brown said in the voicemail. “Code Red. They caught me slippin’.”
“I need to know — Turkey or no Turkey … and I ain’t talking no cheese sandwich. This some real s***, bro.”
What Brown is referring to is hair transplants, as Turkey is widely known as the go-to destination for the procedure.
James, of course, has faced his fair share of hair jokes … so Brown probably figured he was the right guy to call.
Brown — who inked a massive, five-year extension worth up to $304 million — kept the jokes rolling with his friends about his apparent painted hairline, even looking up flights to Turkey while getting a cut from his barber.
“What time do they leave?” Brown asked. “Can I get back before the game?”
If Brown looks different when the Cs take on the Cleveland Cavaliers Wednesday night … ya know what he was doing before shootaround.
