Colin Jost introduced the jokes, however he additionally closed with a touching and severe second on the White Home Correspondents Dinner.
Right here Are The Finest Jokes From Colin Jost
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1). The Trump Allegation That Biden Is On Medicine
I really like being in Washington. Final time I used to be in Washington, D.C. I left my cocaine on the white home. Fortunately the president was in a position to put it to good use for his State of the Union. I’m kidding. After all, the President doesn’t name it cocaine. He calls it high-speed rails. By the best way, are you able to blame the man for turning to cocaine? You have to be exhausted orchestrating 4 separate trials towards rivals, studying the tremendous bowl and gearing as much as steal a second election.
2). Biden Is Each Senile And A Felony Mastermind
I really like that Trump’s two assaults on President Biden is that he’s a senile outdated man and a legal mastermind. I believe you gotta decide one. Personally, I don’t know any legal mastermind who purchase ice cream.
3). The Election Makes No Sense
Let me see if I can summarize the place this race stands at this second. The Republican candidate for president owes half a billion in fines for financial institution fraud and is at present spending his days farting himself awake throughout a porn star hush cash trial and the race is tied? The race is tied. Nothing is smart anymore. The candidate who was a well-known New York Metropolis playboy took abortion rights away and the man who’s attempting to provide you your abortion rights again is an 80-year-old catholic. How does that make sense?
4). The RFK Jr. Joke
President Biden, isn’t it loopy that he’s solely our second catholic president? In only a few brief months, we can have our third in RFK Jr. I’m kidding. Like his vaccine card says, he doesn’t have a shot.
5). Colin Jost’s Grandfather, Joe Biden, and Decency
I swear, Mr. President, this isn’t an age comparability. You remind me of him. A few of your finest qualities remind me of him. I’ll say he was 95 and he was nonetheless nice at stairs. I believe it’s as a result of he didn’t attempt to run up them.
However the motive that I carry up my grandfather and I don’t know if you already know however Staten Island’s firefighters will not be usually your demographic. Staten Island voted about 70 % for Trump and the opposite 30% was for Giuliani. Staten Island additionally sided with the British in the course of the Revolutionary Battle. So we’re not at all times on the correct facet of historical past. You bear in mind.
My grandfather, a Staten Island firefighter, voted for you, Mr. President. He voted for you within the final election that he ever voted in. I’m certain another person will vote twice on this election utilizing his identify, however that’s simply how the Democratic machine works. He voted for you and the explanation that he voted for you is as a result of you’re a first rate man.
My grandpa voted for decency and decency is why we’re all right here tonight. Decency is how we’re all in a position to be right here tonight. Decency is how we’re in a position to make jokes about one another and one in all us doesn’t go to jail.
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Jason is the managing editor. He’s additionally a White Home Press Pool and a Congressional correspondent for PoliticusUSA. Jason has a Bachelorâs Diploma in Political Science. His graduate work targeted on public coverage, with a specialization in social reform actions.
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