Stephen Colbert had a discipline day with Speaker Mike Johnson’s failure to question DHS Secretary Mayorkas on Tuesday.
Colbert mentioned:
The vote was referred to as by Home speaker and man within the industrial who has the boldness to shake fingers once more after taking Cialis, Mike Johnson. The G.O.P., you’ll bear in mind, has only a razor-thin majority in the home, so clearly, Speaker Johnson would convey this to the ground for a vote provided that he knew with absolute certainty they HAD the votes to — and so they misplaced. Mike Johnson, are you positively in opposition to porn? ‘Trigger you positive like getting spanked whereas everybody watches.
Holding a vote with out realizing the vote rely is a rookie mistake that Nancy Pelosi would by no means have made. Afterwards, that is how she described Johnson’s management, “poo-poo.”
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Speaker Johnson was so assured of victory that he already named 11 impeachment managers forward of a potential Senate trial. Oh, I used to be mistaken. Speaker Johnson can rely his chickens earlier than they hatch. Positive! Chickens. A type of managers was set to be Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Actually? She’s feels much less impeachment supervisor and extra “I’d like to speak to your manager.” Greene’s been on the forefront of this impeachment push your complete approach. In reality, she authored the decision. Which explains why Mayorkas’ articles of impeachment have been written in crayon. The massive downside together with her decision is that impeachment is just not designed for use in opposition to folks you simply disagree with on coverage. It’s all about excessive crimes and misdemeanors. However the G.O.P. By no means produced any proof that Mayorkas had dedicated crimes, not to mention crimes that meet the brink for impeachable offenses. Generally you actually need against the law. That’s why Dostoevsky didn’t promote many copies of his first novel, “Oops! All punishment.” I feel that could be the porno that Mike Johnson is in.
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Mike Johnson has develop into a nationwide joke after he did not impeach Mayorkas. It doesn’t matter if Home Republicans come again into session subsequent week and maintain one other impeachment vote; the injury has been finished.
Home Republicans are a punchline, and Mike Johnson is the rationale why.
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