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Stephen Colbert Enjoys Trump’s Superb Reality Social Inventory Failure

Stephen Colbert loved Trump’s Reality Social inventory crashing and burning whereas costing him billions of {dollars}.

Colbert mentioned:

Between the $175 million Trump put up on this case and the $91 million within the E. Jean Carroll case, trump in some way nonetheless posted approach much less cash this week than he misplaced on Wall Road. As a result of reportedly, Reality Social simply misplaced $4 billion in worth in a single week.

Wow. I’m truly shocked that Reality Social had worth. The downturn occurred after Reality Social posted a lack of $58 million in 2023. Coincidentally, Trump has simply introduced the discharge of the $58 million “Kid Rock ba-wida-ba, da-bang, da-bang bible.” It’s bought the Previous Testomony, the New Testomony, the Declaration of Independence, and Child Rock’s household recipe for crystal meth. Ba-wida-ba?

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Okay. It’s not getting a lot better any time quickly. This morning, the inventory opened at 48 bucks, which was a 39% plunge from the inventory’s excessive of $79.38 on March twenty sixth. Really an historic failure. Nobody has seen a loss this massive because the Trump Taj Mahal,  Trump Plaza Lodge, Trump Steaks, Trump Airways, Trump College, and Trump, Eric.

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Trump’s Reality Social losses should not shocking as a result of from the day that the enterprise was introduced everybody knew it was a pump and dump rip-off. Nevertheless, at this tempo, all of these beneficial properties and paper wealth that Trump appeared to have gained could evaporate earlier than Donald Trump can money out.

Colbert was right. Failure is the Trump model, and anybody who invests in something with Trump’s title on it’ll get what they deserve.

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