In line with Christopher Wallace’s definition, beef is whenever you want two gats to fall asleep; when your mothers ain’t secure up within the streets; once I see you, assured to be an ICU; whenever you make your enemies, begin your Jeep; and whenever you roll a minimum of 30 deep. Whereas I don’t know what number of of this Wild-Card Weekend’s beefier matchups examine off all these bins, there’s fairly a little bit of historical past — and one might argue, animosity — in 4 of the six video games.
We’ve bought Tyreek Hill versus Kansas Metropolis, Mike McCarthy taking over Inexperienced Bay, Jared Goff towards Los Angeles, and the ghost of Deshaun Watson going through Houston. Not all of them are as girthy because the others, and I’m in want of a gimmick, so this seems like an ideal time to bust out the ol’ arbitrary rank-O-meter.
Might I current to you, so as from slider to Wagyu, the very best beefs of Wild-Card Weekend.
4. Beef tartare: Cleveland at Houston
Joe Flacco is filling in for the participant on the heart of this beef, Watson, which is why it’s No. 4 on this record. I doubt the NBC sales space will even point out the franchise QB who shall not be talked about greater than twice, and completely will draw back from displaying followers holding inventive slights directed towards Watson, who was accused of sexual misconduct by more than 20 massage therapists, most of them within the Houston space.
Ideally, the rematch of Week 16 shall be extra entertaining this time round, and it ought to be. CJ Stroud missed the primary go as a result of concussion protocol, and the Browns subsequently blew the doorways off the Texans in Houston. The Browns are favored by 4.5 on the street, with a terrifying protection, however they’re additionally the Browns and have many years of postseason distress, and a few actually unhealthy karma going towards them.
3. Bacon-wrapped filet: Mike McCarthy vs Inexperienced Bay
It wouldn’t take fact serum to get McCarthy and Packers followers to inform you that each have been happier because the cut up in 2018. Matt LaFleur put in a recent offense that helped Aaron Rodgers win a pair MVPs, and is paying dividends for brand spanking new starter Jordan Love.
On the opposite aspect, McCarthy will get to helm a crew comparatively freed from penalties. Jerry Jones by no means needs to confess a mistake, or rent a coach with a thoughts of his personal, so the cycle of self-destruction progresses unfettered and McCarthy will get to suppose he’s a high quality coach.
So why is it a beef in any respect? Inexperienced Bay followers suppose so little of McCarthy — which he is aware of, regardless of the clueless demeanor — that they’ll query LaFleur’s competence ought to the Pack lose to the Cowboys. Additionally, anytime a coach doesn’t want to talk about his time with a former team, you realize he’s bought a grudge.
2. Beef Wellington: Tyreek Hill vs Kansas Metropolis
There’s a complete season of What If? to be written about Hill staying a Chief. Give it some thought: Would Swifties enable Taylor up to now Travis Kelce if he’s palling round with somebody whose record on women is as repugnant as Hill’s? That may’ve prevented 2023’s two of probably the most coveted IPs — the NFL and Taylor Swift — from ever merging, and I’m simply going to cease now as a result of that actuality is simply too painful to daydream about.
On this universe, the gods determined to hamstring the Dolphins’ deep risk with nagging accidents, sub-zero temperatures and a 7 p.m. begin time Saturday. There’s not a lot that may decelerate the Cheetah, however turning Arrowhead into an ice field is an effective start line.
I believe the factor that upsets Hill probably the most is how Patrick Mahomes and Kelce don’t appear to consider him practically as a lot as he dwells on them.
1. The outdated 96er: Jared Goff vs Los Angeles
Jared Goff, rightfully, seems like Matthew Stafford stole his Tremendous Bowl ring, as the present Rams QB actually didn’t do something throughout LA’s title run that its former quarterback couldn’t. The caveat is although Goff has been markedly higher than Stafford because the Rams’ championship, he by no means noticed LA by to the promised land.
Now, Goff is extraordinarily motivated to take Detroit there/shove it down Sean McVay’s quarter-zip, telling ESPN this week that the chip on his shoulder from that deal will “never leave me.” In the meantime, I couldn’t inform you if Stafford has a pulse or actually any drive to play soccer.
Over the previous two seasons, Goff has 59 TD passes; solely Mahomes and Josh Allen have thrown extra. In that timeframe, Stafford has 34, which places him 4 behind Baker Mayfield and one forward of Love, who didn’t begin in 2022. (I do know Stafford was injured final yr, however that’s a part of having Stafford as your QB.)
Detroit-LA is the Sunday nightcap and it’ll both be years of catharsis within the making for Goff, a decade for Lions followers or about as merciless a twist of storyline as potential. In a single nook, we’ve a franchise, fan base and quarterback determined for validation, and within the different, a crew, QB and group of supporters who’ve been content material hibernating for the previous two seasons.
