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So, after being criticized for avoiding the media, Joe Biden has lastly begun making some public appearances to disprove the notion that he is lifeless. And who did he begin with? Howard Stern. That is proper. “The King of All Media” interviewed the “Petrified of All Media.” It was a bizarre look for Fart Man, and Howard Stern did not look that nice both. However what an look it was. After all, Joe had hassle listening to the questions, not due to his age, however as a result of Howard had his head to this point up the president’s a** it was muffled. It wasn’t an interview, it was a Lewinski. The one factor lacking was a blue costume and an precise president.
It is a clear indication that the king of all media is now the queen of all BJs. Hey, you realize, possibly Stern acquired a intercourse change as a result of all I noticed once I checked out this interview was one big p****. Who knew the Stern Show could be a protected area for spineless, babbling geriatrics and likewise Joe Biden? However what was actually notable was how Stern lapped up all of the lies. Joe spinned extra yarn than Mom Goose on crystal meth. However that is the Dems’ dilemma- cover Joe and have him look demented, or let him speak and take away all doubt. He is stuffed with extra hogwash than Pleasure Behar’s bathtub. Initially, Joe lied about how he acquired busted at a protest whereas standing on a Black household’s porch.
JOE BIDEN: He stated, Joey, keep in mind? True story. He stated keep in mind when there are desegregating Linfield, the neighborhood with, you realize, 70 properties in-built white suburbia. And I instructed you, and there was a Black household transferring in, and there was individuals who had been down there protesting. I instructed you to not go down there. And also you went down. Do not forget that? And also you got here and acquired arrested by standing on the porch with a Black household.
HOWARD STERN: Proper?
JOE BIDEN: They introduced you again, the police? I stated, yeah, mother, I do not forget that.
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, whenever he says, “true story,” that is a tip off. I guess the mother recollects this in another way. Again then, she remembers him saying, you realize remembers herself saying, will, somebody please inform that White child to get off our porch? He retains sniffing our child’s hair. After all, nobody can discover a file of this arrest. They tried. Biden additionally claimed to have been a runner up in state scoring in soccer.
Biden speaks with Howard Stern (Getty Photographs)
HOWARD STERN: I do not suppose lots of people know that you simply had been a star receiver in highschool. You had been like the primary string man. You had been the man who caught the ball.
JOE BIDEN: Runner-up in state scoring. .
HOWARD STERN: Wow.
Oh, man. Stern is aware of his life story higher than he does. However I suppose the very best proof Joe Biden performed soccer is the mind injury. Stern then requested one other phony query about being a lifeguard.
HOWARD STERN: Did you ever save anybody’s life while you had been a lifeguard? Was anybody ever drowning?
JOE BIDEN: Yeah.
HOWARD STERN: You probably did?
JOE BIDEN: Yeah, nicely, half a dozen occasions. Normally youthful youngsters, you realize? However uh…
HOWARD STERN: You do the factor with the whistle after which bounce in within the bathing swimsuit?
JOE BIDEN: Yeah, you bought it.
Yeah, half a dozen kids. Remember the good old days when Howard Stern interviewed more intelligent people who could maintain a line of thought, you know, like crack whores? Stern then told Biden that the president had had a very cinematic life. You have the movie Pinocchio. And what’s up with Stern? It feels like he became everything he used to hate. But maybe this is all he really wanted. The role of the everyman was just an act, a conduit for acceptance by the elites who used to hate him. Then there’s Joe saying how, as a senator in the 70s, he was named the most eligible bachelor.
President Biden faced a wave of criticism on Friday – both from media outlets and commentators – for stretching the truth during an interview with radio host Howard Stern. (Getty Images)
JOE BIDEN: It’s like when I when I met, when I met Jill, I was when I lost my family. I got put in that ten most eligible bachelor’s list.
HOWARD STERN: Because you were a United States senator. You were a catch.
JOE BIDEN: And so, and a lot of lovely women. But women would send very salacious pictures, and I’d just give them to the Secret Service.
No. Senators don’t get as Secret Service detail. Joe Biden didn’t get one until, 2008, and he showed them his gratitude by swimming nude in front of them in the pool. You can read that headline there. I’m too lazy. So you gotta wonder who Joe was actually giving these pictures to. Are there a bunch of retired Senate ushers with photos of Liz Warren wearing only a feather? But I gotta say, man, Howard Stern’s the only guy that makes Seth Meyers look cutting-edge. I mean, he really did reinvent himself. He went from being a funny a**hole to just a boring a**hole.
So Joe’s next stop, the White House Correspondents Dinner. The drink of the night was vinegar and water because that’s what you serve at a douchebag convention. Now, the event is held in a huge ballroom in D.C., which is ironic, since there’s never been anyone spotted there with a pair of balls. Thousands of media, politicians and needy celebs gathered to tell each other how great they are. It’s like working for Kim Jong Un. A bunch of weak, scared people pretending to like a tyrant so they don’t get eaten by his dog. The event was hosted by Colin Jost, whose claim to fame is banging Scarlett Johansson. But if that’s your claim to fame, you should claim that fame, I get it. But from the podium, he did what was expected. He made a few jokes with those directed at Joe or the non-Fox media, having all the sting of a knock- knock joke.
It’s hard to say which had less real teeth- Stern’s interview, Colin’s jokes, or Biden himself, but the weakest part was how Jost had made his comedy turn into a preachy devotional to Biden. His jokes weren’t meant to be funny at all, just to express amazement over how it could be possible that America would prefer Trump to Joe. As for the prez, he received a standing ovation for managing to stand. Although his speech was the usual combo of shouting weird grins and shots at Trump. Why repeat him? You heard him before, but the story is what you didn’t hear on Stern or in DC. And that’s what’s happening in and to America.
No wonder they’d rather joke about Trump, who isn’t president. It’s hard to make jokes about violent crime, war, crippling inflation, mental illness, squatting, homelessness, illegal immigration, fentanyl overdoses, trans militancy, and, of course, American hostages. But whether you’re Howard Stern or Joe Biden, it’s just better to seclude yourself from the rabble surrounded in wealth, comfort and power and hope the rest of America won’t notice. But we do.
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In a way, Stern and Biden are a lot alike, masquerading as men of the people, they actually find people gross. But if it’s any consolation, the feeling’s mutual.
