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Glad Wednesday. So, final night time New Hampshire clarified a number of issues for us. First, that Donald Trump will most likely be the Republican nominee for 2024. True. That is as a lot a lock as President Biden making up a brand new phrase.
PRESIDENT BIDEN: We’ll educate Donald Trump a beneficial lesson. Do not mess with [indecipherable] except you need to get the profit.
Wait, what was that lesson precisely? Do not give a microphone to somebody with dementia? The second lesson? That Dana Perino won’t ever be welcome in New Hampshire once more. Dana, that was a water fountain, not a bidet. Now, someway, Nikki Haley got here out and gave a victory speech, which is sort of just like the Hindenburg declaring victory over hearth. However, wow, she’s doing like a speech like she gained.
FOX NEWS VOTER ANALYSIS: TRUMP TOPS HALEY IN NEW HAMPSHIRE
DONALD TRUMP: I stated, effectively, she’s doing, like a speech, like she gained. She did not win. She misplaced. This isn’t your typical victory speech. However let’s not have anyone take a victory when she had a really dangerous night time. She had a really dangerous night time.
A really dangerous night time. And but I can go up and I can say to everyone, oh, thanks for the victory.
DONALD TRUMP: I stated, I can go up and I can say to everyone, oh, thanks for the victory. It is great. It is… or I can go up and say, who the hell was the imposter that went up on the stage earlier than and like, claimed a victory? She did very poorly, really.
Tis true. However do you discover in life you’ll be able to’t let folks get away with b******?
DONALD TRUMP: I discover in life you’ll be able to’t let folks get away with b******, OK? You’ll be able to’t. You simply cannot do this. Now, once I watched her within the fancy gown, it most likely wasn’t so fancy. Come up, I stated, what’s she doing? We gained.
BIDEN WINS NEW HAMPSHIRE DEMOCRAT PRIMARY AFTER WRITE-IN CAMPAIGN
The gown not so fancy. Trump carried New Hampshire by double digits in a state the place extra Democrats voted within the Republican major than Republicans did. That often solely occurs in Chicago, and people voters are lifeless. It is not simple to lose badly in a scenario like that after which declare victory. She should be getting recommendation from Liz Cheney. Ooh. So what offers? Why would Nikki deal with a New Hampshire hammering like a win? Simply because she misplaced by lower than anticipated? Hell, if Michael Jordan had that perspective, he would not be in Cooperstown.
Nevertheless it comes all the way down to cash and energy. If she acts like she misplaced, there goes the gravy practice and possibly she thinks if she sticks round, Trump would possibly put her on the ticket. In any case, in the case of folks, Trump will trash them, then appoint them, then trash them once more. It is his factor. Someday you are in, the subsequent day you are out. I am the identical means with my proctologist. Now by some predictions, Nikki did higher than anticipated, though after Iowa she may have confirmed up and lit a chinchilla on hearth and the media would have stated she did higher than anticipated. The media says the identical factor when Biden does not poop his pants. However Trump’s victory means the deal is just about sealed. And if we all know that, Nikki is aware of that. Which is why, as major day approached, a brand new Nikki emerged: woke Nikki. Abruptly, we’re listening to pandering anecdotes about Nikki going through discrimination for being brown when she was rising up. Nikki additionally claimed that she was disqualified from a magnificence pageant when she was 5 as a result of she was neither black nor white. However hey, that is occurred to me too. I additionally blamed race once I did not get the position for Webster. Nevertheless it’s a part of the sport. You choose a lane. And hers was identification.
NIKKI HALEY: We have been the one Indian household in our small southern city. I used to be teased every single day for being brown.
I get it. I additionally was teased for being brown. However what do you anticipate whenever you get 28 wedgies a day? Properly, look, I am not questioning her origin story or the way it impacted her life, all that sucks. However whenever you’re pandering to the Dems as a Republican, it is sort of embarrassing. So final night time, her constituency wasn’t actually Republicans, it was Democrats. In a means, she’s operating towards her personal celebration, not simply Trump. And now the Democratic major in New Hampshire was additionally final night time. And two little-known challengers received roughly 1 / 4 of the votes between them. There’s Dean Phillips, who was so unknown, even his spouse and children requested to see his ID. Marianne Williamson, who has utterly remodeled right into a scented candle. But they peeled 25% of the vote away from the sitting president. And hell, even Madonna after cosmetic surgery is extra recognizable than each of them. Possibly it is as a result of Biden did not even go to New Hampshire. He was in Virginia. Possibly he thought it was New Hampshire. And it was there that he stated this.
PRESIDENT BIDEN: Howdy, Virginia. And the actual governor, Terry McAuliffe.
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How’s that for election denial? Possibly somebody ought to file articles of impeachment proper now. I say he ought to go to jail with the remainder of the Jan 6ers however they’ve suffered sufficient already. So whereas the media contorts itself to someway make this a loss for Trump, and Nikki spends tens of hundreds of thousands getting pummeled, Biden seems weaker, frailer, and albeit, deader. So when the media tells you this factor is way from over, they’re proper. The issue is that they’re speaking concerning the incorrect man.
