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Gutfeld: Dems are getting determined and silly

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Put your pants again on. All proper, glad Monday, everybody. Roll that, thanks. So, in keeping with a brand new ballot, 86% of Individuals now agree that Joe Biden is just too previous for a second time period. And the opposite 14% say he is too previous for final rites. I do know that was harsh. Now you are in bother when the %[age] of Individuals who say you are too previous is definitely larger than your age. We will not get 86% of individuals to oppose homicide. However give it some thought, 86%, Individuals are lastly united. Joe Biden’s promise lastly got here by means of. He introduced us collectively. I imply, in believing that he is a f**** mess however nonetheless. What’s even sadder, nevertheless, is that it took a particular prosecutor’s investigation to persuade dead-end Democrats to return round to what’s been apparent to us for a very long time; that they are as brain-dead as he’s. Robert Hur’s investigation could have been about Biden’s dealing with of labeled paperwork, however in the long run, it was actually a wellness test on the previous man within the White Home that is been lacking in motion. And the result’s precisely what we already knew. The lights are on, however nobody’s dwelling. Now, issues are unhealthy for the left if you’ve misplaced a feminine who slept with Invoice Clinton. But additionally Hillary Clinton. 

HILLARY CLINTON: I speak to folks within the White Home on a regular basis. And, , they know it is a difficulty. However as I wish to say, look, it’s a legitimate issue.

So Hillary went from this “IM WITH HER” to this “I’M WITH HUR.” Huh? Fairly intelligent. Oh shut up. So possibly she’s pondering although that she will be able to change Biden as soon as Gavin Newsom and Michelle Obama kill themselves. You understand, it isn’t in opposition to the legislation to pose questions. Nevertheless it will get worse. Over on the progressive mothership, The New York Occasions ran no fewer than three editorials specializing in this darkish second in Biden’s presidency, questioning his temperament and cognitive sharpness. They even included it of their Sunday crossword puzzle. 9 throughout, the trace was ice cream- consuming cadaver that farts mud. 

Horrible, so unhealthy.

“The combination of Biden’s age and his absence from the public stage has eroded the public’s confidence,” the paper stated. “He looks as if he’s hiding or, worse, being hidden.” True, if the staffers may, they’d throw a sheet over him however that might solely carry again reminiscences of lunch with Robert Byrd. He was within the KKK, simply [t]o remind folks. So Joe’s misplaced it and the Dems are freaking out. On CNN, Democratic advisor Paul Begala stated this: “I’m a Biden supporter. And I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every two hours crying and went to bed. This is terrible for Democrats.”

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Yeah, horrible for Democrats, but additionally horrible on your spouse. I imply, she’s married to Paul Begala, and he wets the mattress. However there are holdouts. Nonetheless, the LA Occasions asserts that as a result of Joe got here of age when politicians as soon as took on massive causes, it is really Biden’s age that’s his superpower. Proper? That is like saying Iron Man’s superpower is rust. Here is a better have a look at Tremendous Joe. Are you able to inform me what superpower that is?

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Apparently, Joe’s superpowers do not embrace speaking and strolling. If he have been a superpower, his title could be “The Stumbler.” In fact, the White Home is pushing again, saying “we don’t blame Republicans for their desperation to forget the Biden presidency.” Properly, no, the issue is not Republicans making an attempt to overlook. Keep in mind, the report says Joe would not know when he was vice chairman. He is the one doing the forgetting. However the query I maintain having is, is that this actually dementia? What if that sickness was responsible of stolen valor? I imply, even a younger Joe Biden was a dishonest, amoral, narcissistic a**. 

Saying Joe has dementia is like saying heroin could trigger drowsiness. I imply, for Joe, dementia would be the frosting on an already s*** cupcake. And that is an issue for America, which is why the Dems are getting determined and silly. The Biden Harris campaign just joined communist China’s social media platform TikTok. This after Biden had signed a legislation banning TikTok from authorities telephones. Fortunately, he is too senile to be prosecuted. However let’s not overlook TikTok’s mission is to brainwash American customers. Fortunately once more, Biden stays immune. You’ll be able to’t wash what you do not have. It is why you by no means see Michael Loftus at a laundromat. He would not have garments. All proper. However as Biden skipped the standard Tremendous Bowl Sunday interview, the White Home launched a video with Joe complaining about snacks. 

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PRESIDENT BIDEN: It is Tremendous Bowl Sunday. Should you’re something like me, you wish to be surrounded by a snack or two whereas watching the large recreation. You understand, when shopping for snacks for the sport, you might need observed one factor sports activities drinks bottles a smaller, a bag of chips has fewer chips, however they’re nonetheless charging it simply as a lot. I’ve had sufficient of what they name shrinkflation. I am calling on corporations to place a cease to this. 

Yeah, potato chip luggage was fuller. You understand, like Joe’s Relies upon are right this moment. However give it some thought. He is bashing snacks on the largest snack day within the universe. Discuss not studying the room. It is like citing Roe v. Wade at a child bathe. Thanks, Michael. Now, the Hur report units up an unsolvable equation. Name it the Biden paradox. If Joe Biden is incompetent, too incompetent to be charged, then how can he be competent to be our president? And if he’s competent to be president, then why wasn’t he charged like Trump was? Apparently, the reply as, Jonathan Turley factors out, is for the White Home to say the fault lies with Robert Hur, not the president who cannot inform Egypt from Mexico. However as Joe would say, denial is not only a river in Tijuana. 

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Let’s communicate on to the media, these legacy reporters who proceed to disclaim what almost all Individuals know to be true. This can be a watershed second. We have all heard the Hur report. We have seen the conclusions from somebody who bought to interview the president with out you, the media, operating interference. Should you’re ever going to regain any credibility, you would possibly need to come clear. In any other case, you are going to find yourself similar to Joe Biden: with one foot within the grave and the opposite in your mouth.

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