Gutfeld: Think about how straightforward and enjoyable it could be to have President Kamala Harris

Pleased snowy Tuesday! There are two phrases that ought to scare the crap out of us and it is not Stelter nudes. Nope, it’s President Harris. Throughout an interview with the Wall Avenue Journal, the Veep stated she’s able to step in as commander in chief. “I am ready to serve. There’s no question about that.” Serve what, you ask? If it is something greater than a tennis ball, belief me, she’d be over her head. In fact, she means she’s prepared ought to one thing occur to the present president. Now, she additionally claims that everybody who sees her on the job, “walks away fully aware of my capacity to lead.” No, they do not stroll away. They run. 

Within the first two years, greater than 13 high-profile aides have left the VP’s workplace, and that is by means of an open window. Now, it is price stating that Kamala gave that reply earlier than the Hur report. It is one factor she truly noticed coming moreover Willie Brown. No, he was all the time sneaking up on her. Persons are… Minds within the gutter. So she was apprehensive about Joe’s health for workplace even earlier than final week’s catastrophe. However she looks like she must reassure us as if the considered Kamala in charge is reassuring. Her Venn diagram hits that candy spot between ineffective, clueless and brainless. When Joe appointed her border czar, she received nervous as a result of she by no means noticed a C and a Z subsequent to one another like that. However keep in mind, for the longest time, we weren’t speculated to criticize her for a similar cause Biden picked her as VP. She checked extra containers than a grave robber. 

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So name her out on her incompetence; you are racist and sexist. However now the Dems and the media are leaping ship, so now they’re simply as racist and sexist as the remainder of us. Boohoo! In line with the newest Actual Clear Politics common, Kamala has a web favorable score of -19.2%, and her unfavorable score is 54.7, Putting her someplace between an IRS audit and chlamydia. That is in comparison with Joe’s web favorable score of -15.3, which can also be his physique temperature. So individuals like her lower than Biden and but I can suppose of some individuals who do need her to be president, and so they all work on this present. Simply think about how straightforward and enjoyable it could be to have President Kamala Harris. We are able to simply play tape of her speaking and we do not have to do something. And that chortle. We would not even want a studio viewers.

COMPILATION OF KAMALA HARRIS LAUGHING

Each time I see that, I am ready for 2 guys in white lab coats to throw an enormous butterfly web over her and lead her again into the van. However the reality is, I do know what’s good for the present. But it surely can be unhealthy for the nation. So I received to place the nation earlier than my scores. That is why we stopped reserving Taylor Swift. Now, you suppose the White Home would do no matter they might to counter this argument however on Monday, they confirmed Biden will not take a cognitive check as a part of his upcoming bodily examination, whereas repeating the identical jargon about how he is tremendous up to the mark.

REPORTER: Does the White Home suppose that the the concept of the president taking a cognitive check as part of this, bodily is a respectable thought?

KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: The president proves on daily basis how he operates, how he thinks. He’s sharp. He’s up to the mark. When we have now conferences with him, together with his employees, he is always pushing us, attempting to get extra data.

Properly, he’s sharp and up to the mark however so is a guillotine. So the White Home and Biden allies hold telling us he is match, sensible, articulate. As an alternative, all we get is issues like this the place the chief of the free world would not know the place to face.

VIDEO OF BIDEN SHUFFLING AROUND ON STAGE 

That man talking was the king of Jordan however to Joe, it would as nicely have been this king. Now, if you happen to’re Biden’s employees, you’d suppose they’d simply put some tape on the bottom so he is aware of the place to go. We try this for Steve Doocy each morning. But it surely’s like Biden’s employees would not even care anymore. In any other case, how do you clarify this? A brand new nine-minute video on Biden’s YouTube channel, the place he is consuming fried rooster and speaking about basketball with a Black household? Properly, at the very least he did not carry a watermelon. However at this level, they’re simply letting him go. These in management should have already got a post-Joe plan, or they would not let their man do stuff like that. You see Joe consuming fried rooster and speaking basketball with Blacks, and also you suppose, that appears racist. The Dems see it and suppose, no, it is his final meal. It is what he needed. 

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Now, the liberal Politico simply defined the specifics of the Democrats’ Plan B for Joe Biden. There’s all types of boring procedural stuff, however the brief model is that if it does occur, Biden might want to totally cooperate. He must be on board. It may possibly’t occur with out him, you understand, except he will get incapacitated. However how might that ever occur, proper? I imply, he would possibly fall or get pushed. He would possibly die in his sleep with the assistance of a pillow. However take into consideration this. If the Dems hadn’t modified the foundations in 2020 or ran on a race hoaxing demonizing platform or suppressed that laptop computer, Trump would have received, then there by no means would have been a Biden presidency. No Kamala, no battle in Ukraine, maybe a calmer Center East. 

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And picture the higher place that the Dems could be in now. They’d have Democrat candidates that are not frail or idiotic. They’d be capable of run on eight years of Trump and will blame the whole lot on him, actual or principally imagined. However as a substitute, they took the low street to victory. They demonized thousands and thousands. They ran on hoaxes and adjusted legal guidelines. So now they’re right here: a selection between a brain-dead criminal and a cackling chuckle bucket. Like I all the time say, karma is a Liz Cheney.